Re: Russian Futurists

Alfred Armstrong <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in 
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> Seven Nation Amy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in
> news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]: 
> 
>> Let's talk about Will Wotisname.  Now there's a lad you could have
>> taken home to your mother's for tea, sans complaint.
>> 
>> I'd have been completely the wrong gender, however, but don't let's
>> quibble over detail.
>> 
>> 
> 
> What _did_ you sprinkle on your cornflakes this morning? I think it's 
> f#cked your brain.

It's bloody Christmas cards.  They drive me bonkers.  I've been writing 
them out since last Thursday.  If I have to write "See you in the new year" 
one more time, I'll completely lose it.

I wouldn't mind, but I seem to write it every year, with little or no 
intention of going within twenty miles of them.

Christmas sucks. 

> Anyway, in the name of research I think I ought to bring home both Will 
> Young and your good self and see which of you my mum prefers. 

You, me and Will having tea and scones with your Mum?  Surreal.

> "Are you the one that's shagging Jordan? She's a lovely girl."

She's nuts then?  She'll love me.  It's the sane ones who threaten their 
sons with disinheritance if they carry on seeing me.