Re: Oi. Chapman

Jyoti Mishra <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in news:jyoti-
[EMAIL PROTECTED]:

> In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,
>  Seven Nation Amy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> 
>> http://www.xsls.com/?876 
> 
> Hmmm, not bad but the script fell over with this:
> 
> "What do I think about Grace by Hugo Wolf, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, 
> George Frideric Handel, Johann Sebastian Bach, Pietro Mascagni, 
> Gioachino Rossini, Gabriel Faure, Anonymous, Charles Gounod and Nancy 
> Allen? I'll tell you what I think...

There's always one.

>   O Had I Jubal's Lyre - Handel is so so. So, so, so fucking awful, that 
> is. Just because the whole album stinks doesn't mean you can get away 
> with offerings like Seufzer, Tranen, Kummer, Not - Bach - I'm still 
> reeling from the onslaught of what sounds like an exploding zit gently 
> squirting sebum into your brain. Gioachino Rossini will strike fear into 
> your heart with possibly the worst song on a bad album, the appalling 
> Schafe Konnen - Bach. It sounds like the agonised screams that waft over 
> the road from a Zimbabwe Police station 'interview'.
> 
>   Luckily my PC at work has no sound card. I've been happily playing 
> track seven, Ave Maria all afternoon with no ill effects to myself. 
> You've probably guessed that I don't like Gabriel Faure very much. It's 
> due to being assaulted by things like the stuff that the BBC Radiophonic 
> Workshop rejected, or Laudamus Te - Rossini as it is known on the back 
> of CD. Pie Jesu reminds me of the dull splash of a TB patient coughing 
> up his lungs onto the floor. I wish it wouldn't.
> 
>   In fact, I'm scared Hugo Wolf, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, George 
> Frideric Handel, Johann Sebastian Bach, Pietro Mascagni, Gioachino 
> Rossini, Gabriel Faure, Anonymous, Charles Gounod and Nancy Allen will 
> reproduce and foist a new generation of crud on us."
> 
> I think he's safe there...

Hahha! 

Held up pretty well for a bot, I thought.