Re: Oi. Chapman

In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,
 Seven Nation Amy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> http://www.xsls.com/?876 

Hmmm, not bad but the script fell over with this:

"What do I think about Grace by Hugo Wolf, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, 
George Frideric Handel, Johann Sebastian Bach, Pietro Mascagni, 
Gioachino Rossini, Gabriel Faure, Anonymous, Charles Gounod and Nancy 
Allen? I'll tell you what I think...

  O Had I Jubal's Lyre - Handel is so so. So, so, so fucking awful, that 
is. Just because the whole album stinks doesn't mean you can get away 
with offerings like Seufzer, Tranen, Kummer, Not - Bach - I'm still 
reeling from the onslaught of what sounds like an exploding zit gently 
squirting sebum into your brain. Gioachino Rossini will strike fear into 
your heart with possibly the worst song on a bad album, the appalling 
Schafe Konnen - Bach. It sounds like the agonised screams that waft over 
the road from a Zimbabwe Police station 'interview'.

  Luckily my PC at work has no sound card. I've been happily playing 
track seven, Ave Maria all afternoon with no ill effects to myself. 
You've probably guessed that I don't like Gabriel Faure very much. It's 
due to being assaulted by things like the stuff that the BBC Radiophonic 
Workshop rejected, or Laudamus Te - Rossini as it is known on the back 
of CD. Pie Jesu reminds me of the dull splash of a TB patient coughing 
up his lungs onto the floor. I wish it wouldn't.

  In fact, I'm scared Hugo Wolf, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, George 
Frideric Handel, Johann Sebastian Bach, Pietro Mascagni, Gioachino 
Rossini, Gabriel Faure, Anonymous, Charles Gounod and Nancy Allen will 
reproduce and foist a new generation of crud on us."

I think he's safe there...

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Jyoti

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