Re: I'm so terribly sorry

[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Fred Shaw) wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
> Look, I'm sorry.
> 
> I'm sorry if I have offended you by saying that you suborn all our leaders.
> 
> And I'm so sorry I ever said that you instigate and maintain our type of
> adversarial politics so you could promote bribeable presidents and prime
> ministers and kings.
> 
> And gee I'm sorry about saying you give loan guarantees to them for them to
> clean up on the diff., and that you then leave us to pay for what cost you sweet
> f.a. - because that takes ingenuity and knowledge and stuff, doesn't it - I
> hadn't thought.  Gee, I can be so thoughtless sometimes.
> 
> And I'm truly contrite, honest I am - if you could see me you would know, can I
> borrow your hanky? - for hinting that you use that moral high ground over these
> venal scoundrels to then impose your loans on all our countries, less interest
> and retentions and all of course, so that we are then all in your thrall with
> national debts forevermore. 
> 
> And I'm so sorry for suggesting that we all then have to work twelve months of
> the year to pay for it, and that half the world is put in miserable poverty, and
> that a hundred million get to die each year of hunger and preventable disease -
> Ah, damn, I sure wish I hadn't said that.  Tch!
> 
> And it was so very wrong of me to mention the wars you promote to cash in on
> your arms trade, and all the acquisitions that just incidentally of course seem
> to go with them.  How could I have been so thoughtless as to say anything so 
> unseemly? when you have all your troubles.  It must be so very very tough, being
> you.
> 
> And I'm truly repentant for saying that you are taking over ther world and
> making the rest of us extinct in less than three hundred years - Honest. I'm so
> sad about saying so.  What lack of tact.  If my parents could only have afforded
> to of brang me up more better.
> 
> And  I'm so very sorry that you have seen fit to have all your holy folks sit up
> all night sending me viruses so that my mailboxes are all blocked each two hours
> and all - How trying that must be for so many who could be so much more
> productively employed, eh?  And how frustrating for them when they fill up my
> mailboxes and can send no more.  How I bite my bitter knuckles, beat my breast,
> rend my garments, heap ashes on my head - Ohhhhhh! - or sorry, that should be
> Oighr!
> 
> And I'm so very sorry that you are not stupid, because that would mean you were
> sending me all these viruses because I'm stupid and wrong, too.  
> 
> Because as it is it means that you are sending me all these hundreds and
> thousands of viruses day and night because my perceptions are absolutely spot
> on.
> 
> So I'm sorriest of all about the fact that you're doing exactly what I say you
> are doing.
> 
> So I regret - oh, how I regret having to say this - that I would suggest that if
> you don't like people saying what you are doing, then DON'T BLOODY DO IT! 
> 
> Alright?
> 
> The world is a super place, and big enough for all of us, and that includes all
> of you IF you will stop being such greedy bastards trying to grab everything at
> the cost of the rest of us.  In case you don't know it, nobody but nobody likes
> hyenas, and what some of you are doing makes the hyenas dainty cuddly little
> pets.
> 
> I would recommend any reasonable among your tribe restrain those who are simply
> grasping predators.  Because if you don't. then you are going to incur the wrath
> of the rest of us again, and you know what that means, don't you.
> 
> Alright? 
> 
> - You have been told.


what the hell are you talking about