I'm so terribly sorry

Look, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry if I have offended you by saying that you suborn all our leaders.

And I'm so sorry I ever said that you instigate and maintain our type of
adversarial politics so you could promote bribeable presidents and prime
ministers and kings.

And gee I'm sorry about saying you give loan guarantees to them for them to
clean up on the diff., and that you then leave us to pay for what cost you sweet
f.a. - because that takes ingenuity and knowledge and stuff, doesn't it - I
hadn't thought.  Gee, I can be so thoughtless sometimes.

And I'm truly contrite, honest I am - if you could see me you would know, can I
borrow your hanky? - for hinting that you use that moral high ground over these
venal scoundrels to then impose your loans on all our countries, less interest
and retentions and all of course, so that we are then all in your thrall with
national debts forevermore. 

And I'm so sorry for suggesting that we all then have to work twelve months of
the year to pay for it, and that half the world is put in miserable poverty, and
that a hundred million get to die each year of hunger and preventable disease -
Ah, damn, I sure wish I hadn't said that.  Tch!

And it was so very wrong of me to mention the wars you promote to cash in on
your arms trade, and all the acquisitions that just incidentally of course seem
to go with them.  How could I have been so thoughtless as to say anything so 
unseemly? when you have all your troubles.  It must be so very very tough, being
you.

And I'm truly repentant for saying that you are taking over ther world and
making the rest of us extinct in less than three hundred years - Honest. I'm so
sad about saying so.  What lack of tact.  If my parents could only have afforded
to of brang me up more better.

And  I'm so very sorry that you have seen fit to have all your holy folks sit up
all night sending me viruses so that my mailboxes are all blocked each two hours
and all - How trying that must be for so many who could be so much more
productively employed, eh?  And how frustrating for them when they fill up my
mailboxes and can send no more.  How I bite my bitter knuckles, beat my breast,
rend my garments, heap ashes on my head - Ohhhhhh! - or sorry, that should be
Oighr!

And I'm so very sorry that you are not stupid, because that would mean you were
sending me all these viruses because I'm stupid and wrong, too.  

Because as it is it means that you are sending me all these hundreds and
thousands of viruses day and night because my perceptions are absolutely spot
on.

So I'm sorriest of all about the fact that you're doing exactly what I say you
are doing.

So I regret - oh, how I regret having to say this - that I would suggest that if
you don't like people saying what you are doing, then DON'T BLOODY DO IT! 

Alright?

The world is a super place, and big enough for all of us, and that includes all
of you IF you will stop being such greedy bastards trying to grab everything at
the cost of the rest of us.  In case you don't know it, nobody but nobody likes
hyenas, and what some of you are doing makes the hyenas dainty cuddly little
pets.

I would recommend any reasonable among your tribe restrain those who are simply
grasping predators.  Because if you don't. then you are going to incur the wrath
of the rest of us again, and you know what that means, don't you.

Alright? 

- You have been told.