Re: Evidence of God -- RELATIVITY

Libertarius <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
> Bob Crowley wrote:
> 
> > Libertarius <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
> > > "David V." wrote:
> > >
> > > > Wayne Delia wrote:
> > > > > John Hattan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote
> > > > >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >>> If you do your research you come to find that 92% of
> > > > >>> the bible prophecies have came true already, the
> > > > >>> other 8% are what the bible calls the last days.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> How very silly.
> > > > >
> > > > > While working as a railroad ticket agent for Amtrak and
> > > > > the Metropolitan Transit Authority's Hudson Line at the
> > > > > Poughkeepsie, NY station, I was asked by a passenger if
> > > > > her train was on time. (Since the trains originate from
> > > > > Poughkeepsie when headed south to Manhattan, they're
> > > > > always on time.) My answer was "Ma'am, all our trains are
> > > > > on time, except when they're late."
> > > >
> > > > I'm a conductor on a railroad. Our trains are never late.
> > > > Sometimes the schedule is early.
> > >
> > > ===>Brethren, do not let this one fact escape your notice,
> > > that with AMTRAK one minute is like an hour,
> > > and an hour is like one minute.
> > > (SEE: 2 Peter 3:8)
> > >
> > >         Libertarius
> > > ============
> >
> > Yes, but it has to be seen in context. That is, the Traindriver is not
> > slow abou t his promise, but is patient with you, not wanting any to
> > miss the train, but all to come to their destination."
> 
> ===>Of course!

Oh, all right!

Ecclesiastes 7:23 "All this I have tested by experience;  I said 'I
will catch the train', but it was far from me.  That which is, is far
off, and late, very late, who can find it out?  I turned my mind to
know and to search out and to seek wisdom and the sum of train
schedules, and to know that impatience is folly and that expectation
is madness.  I found more bitter than death the female train conductor
who is a trap, whose passage is snares and nets, whose ticket punch is
a fetter; one who pays his fare escapes her, but the fare evader is
taken by her.  See, this is what I found, syas the Train Catcher,
adding one thing to another to find the schedule, which my mind has
sought repeatedly, but I have not found.  One male train conductor
among a thousand I have evaded, but a woman among all these I have
never evaded.  See, this alone I found, that God made human beings
straightforward, but they have devised late schedules and many fares."

This is a 21 st century allegory for someone riding a subway train. 
One has to use the vernacular language if one is going to Win Atheists
and Influence Heretics.

Bob Crowley.