Re: Evidence of God

stoney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
> On Mon, 03 Nov 2003 07:50:30 -0800, stoney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Message ID:
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in alt.atheism;
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> >On 3 Nov 2003 07:03:19 -0800, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Wayne Delia),
> >Message ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in
> >alt.atheism;
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> >>John Hattan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
> >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> >>> 
> >>> >If you do your research you come to find that 92% of the
> >>> >bible prophecies have came true already, the other 8% are what the
> >>> >bible calls the last days.
> >>> 
> >>> How very silly.
> >>
> >>While working as a railroad ticket agent for Amtrak and the
> >>Metropolitan Transit Authority's Hudson Line at the Poughkeepsie, NY
> >>station, I was asked by a passenger if her train was on time. (Since
> >>the trains originate from Poughkeepsie when headed south to Manhattan,
> >>they're always on time.) My answer was "Ma'am, all our trains are on
> >>time, except when they're late."
> >
> >Do you rememer what her reaction was?
> 
> Ack.  Do you remember what her reaction was?

Of course. I'll not soon forget it. She looked immediately relieved,
said "Oh, thank you very much," then walked away from the window
before I could explain to her that I was only kidding.

No shit!

Wayne Delia, via groups.google.com