Re: Evidence of God

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

>John Hattan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] (eyelessgame) wrote:
>> >[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
>> >> 
>> >> the problem with people today is that they follow religion rather than
>> >> having a relationship with God. Christianity is just that, a
>> >> relationship. If you do your research you come to find that 92% of the
>> >> bible prophecies have came true already, the other 8% are what the
>> >> bible calls the last days. 
>> >
>> >I did my research.  This is not true.
>> 
>> How can that be? After all, he heard it on Christian talk-radio or from
>> his pastor, so it must be true!
>
>DOING YOUR RESEARCH MEANS YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO READ A BOOK WITHOUT
>PICTURES. YOU ALSO HAVE TO SPEND SOME TIME AT THE LIBRARY AND ASK THE
>LADY TO HELP YOU FIND THE BOOK YOU ARE LOOKING FOR...

Why bother when I can just make up obviously bogus statistics like "92%
of the bible prophecies have came true already, the other 8% are what
the bible calls the last days"? After all, 37% of statistics are made up
anyway.

In other words, if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with
bullshit. Throw in some stuff in all-caps too, as it apparently makes
the point even more impressive.

>TO HATTAN, IN ORDER TO HAVE A BATTLE OF WITTS ONE MUST BE PREPARED AND
>YOU MOST DEFINATLY ARE UNARMED FOR THIS BATTLE.

What's the newsgroup principle that states that posts that claim
intellectual superiority are the ones that inevitably contain the most
spelling and grammar errors?

Whatever the name is, it's been proven correct again.

>READ A BOOK, GET A
>JOB, AND MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOTHERS HOUSE, AND STAR TREK WAS JUST MAKE
>BELIEVE.

I'm fully aware of that. I'm not a member of the Church of Kirkology.
That would just be weird.

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John Hattan   Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
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