Hairstyling budget

It would be interesting to see the balance sheet  from the Trinity
Broadcasting Network (TBN )

I'd love to see the yearly hairstyling budget expense. Can you imagine
the allotted monetary expense for hair. Purple dye jobs ain't cheap,
folks.

There can't be a God. It's just so simple, rational, and logical. At
least for me, I assume these TV preachers have spent hours praying for
purple, perfectly coiffed hair, and none of their prayers have been
answered. If God won't answer their prayers concerningt perfectly
coiffed hair, he won't anwer any prayer.

Just look how awful their hair looks. They wear cheap-looking toupees,
wear tons of hairspray, etc  Vanity and TV preachers seem to be of the
same cloth.

Lord have mercy. Sweet Jesus forever.