Re: You know your a creep if..... (are you more holy than??)

I know your exercise in creative writing is touching on some serious matters
but one must ask are you not being "more holy than thou" (as the expression
goes) after all you speak of bad things written in the form of one-liners as
if it were a standup comedian's routine (for soem intimate setting) and not
for a discussion, or proper public statement as you demonize matters as you
stated them
.

"Mary Hogan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> 1.)   You stick your mother in a nursing home because she's an
> inconvenience.
> 2.)   You talk behind someone's back.  (This is the worst, it's called
> Lashon Hara)
> 3.)   You ditch your family when they need you.
> 4.)   You are always late.
> 5.)   You don't return things that you've borrowed.
> 6.)   You make excuses when someone asks you for help.
> 7.)   You don't thank someone for helping you.
> 8.)   You push past a person in a wheelchair when someone is holding the
> door for them.
> 9.)   You see someone in a wheelchair coming and you don't offer to hold
the
> door.
> 10.) You slam the door on a person in a wheelchair.
> 11.) You step on something that someone has dropped instead of picking it
> up.
> 12.) You skip out on your kids.
> 13.) You cheat on your husband/wife.
> 14.) You buy a big screen television instead of school clothes for the
kids.
> 15.) You block the drive of a gas station, or shopping center.
> 16.) You make excuses why not to call your mother or father.
> 17.) You don't invite certain people to your parties because they aren't
> good enough for you.
> 18.) You think you are the most beautiful thing in the world.
> 19.) You think that fat people are just slobs.
> 20.) You don't forgive someone because it hurt you.....poor baby....grow
up!
> 21.) You are selfish.
> 22.) You don't call someone because they might ask you to help them with
> something.
> 23.) You always have to charge money to help someone.
> 24.) You search for the cheapest gift you can find.
> 25.) You know every excuse to ditch your obligations.
> 26.) You'd rather hate someone than learn to love them.
> 27.) You ditched your kids ball game because there were more fun things to
> do.
> 28.) You'd rather talk about your no good kid instead of looking at your
no
> good self!!!!
> 29.) You curse your own children by talking about them and painting an
ugly
> picture of them in the minds of others.
> 30.) You'd rather save a buck than help a friend.
> 31.) You practice stiffing people you go out with with the bill.
> 32.) You always buy the cheapest things or nothing at all when you go to a
> party.
> 33.) You figure that someone else will bring it.
> 34.) You steal every chance you can get.
> 35.) You lie every chance you can get.