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in article [EMAIL PROTECTED], Sekhmet at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote on 27/11/03 7:04 pm: > This is beautiful and profound stuff, Rod-- brought a tear to my eye, it did! Yeah, I suppose he brought a tear to your eye also when he called my dead mother a whore?..............Errol >> in article [EMAIL PROTECTED], Rod at >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote on 24/11/03 10:58 am: >> Piss off Error. >> Go tell your mother you have just met your father. > > --Sekhmet > > > Rod wrote: >> I give Thee thanks my Lord for the Emu and the Koala >> For the Platypus and the Southern Right Whale >> For the Sea Eagle and the Hairy Nosed Wombat >> Oh Lord! The Fat Tailed Dunnart! >> What a Bobby Dazzler! >> >> I give Thee thanks for Spring my Lord >> Even with the pollen, runny nose and bloodshot eyes >> I love Thy Spring and the foals that accompany it >> Foals my Lord! Brilliant work! Stunning fun! >> >> And Thy snakes are out my Lord >> Thy Copper Head and Red Bellied Black, >> Thy Brown and Tiger snakes >> With them come Thy insects >> Thrips in billions, Mozzies, Slaters and >> Thy Huntsman spiders, big as my hand, >> To feed on all. >> What's with all that Lord? ;-) >> >> Thy Wedge Tailed Eagle circles our property each day >> I give Thee thanks I am not Thy Bush Rat, Bandicoot or lamb >> Thy Budgerigar is so named to indicate "Good to eat" >> How the hell would anyone know Lord? ;-) >> >> For all Thy wonders in this Thy most splendid season >> I give Thee praise and thanks Lord >> Life's a hoot and I wouldn't be dead for quids. >> >> I drove home from a school trip to see Thy whales today Lord >> Thy whales are lazy, low lying and elusive >> But Thy Dolphins came out to play >> Will Thy not reconsider reincarnation Lord? >> Dolphin or Otter please. >> >> I drove home passed Thy foals and beneath Thy eagle Lord >> I did not drive over Thy Tiger Snake because he seemed safe distance >> >> Home...Thy house, Thy land placed in our care >> Home..in time to catch the NEWS. >> Here is the News my Lord..The Hundred and Eightysomething >> Airborne has caught some Iraqi looters stealing timber my Lord >> They had it strapped to the roof of their Taxi Cab >> There must have been 20-30 bucks worth of 2x4 pine Lord >> The GI's confiscated the timber Lord >> >> Then they drove their tank over the Taxi Cab >> >> "HOOO HAAAA..The 18? Does justice"! >> >> Of all Thy wondrous critters Lord >> Of all Thy splendid beasts >> Of all Thy things that frolic, fly and creep and crawl >> Humans? >> My God > >
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