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Thanksgiving Prayer



in article [EMAIL PROTECTED], Sekhmet at
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote on 27/11/03 7:04 pm:

> This is beautiful and profound stuff, Rod-- brought a tear to my eye, it did!

Yeah, I suppose he brought a tear to your eye also  when he called my
dead mother a whore?..............Errol

>> in article [EMAIL PROTECTED], Rod at 
>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote on 24/11/03 10:58 am:

>> Piss off Error.
>> Go tell your mother you have just met your father.

> 
> --Sekhmet
> 
> 
> Rod wrote:
>> I give Thee thanks my Lord for the Emu and the Koala
>> For the Platypus and the Southern Right Whale
>> For the Sea Eagle and the Hairy Nosed Wombat
>> Oh Lord! The Fat Tailed Dunnart!
>> What a Bobby Dazzler!
>> 
>> I give Thee thanks for Spring my Lord
>> Even with the pollen, runny nose and bloodshot eyes
>> I love Thy Spring and the foals that accompany it
>> Foals my Lord! Brilliant work! Stunning fun!
>> 
>> And Thy snakes are out my Lord
>> Thy Copper Head and Red Bellied Black,
>> Thy Brown and Tiger snakes
>> With them come Thy insects
>> Thrips in billions, Mozzies, Slaters and
>> Thy Huntsman spiders, big as my hand,
>> To feed on all.
>> What's with all that Lord? ;-)
>> 
>> Thy Wedge Tailed Eagle circles our property each day
>> I give Thee thanks I am not Thy Bush Rat, Bandicoot or lamb
>> Thy Budgerigar is so named to indicate "Good to eat"
>> How the hell would anyone know Lord? ;-)
>> 
>> For all Thy wonders in this Thy most splendid season
>> I give Thee praise and thanks Lord
>> Life's a hoot and I wouldn't be dead for quids.
>> 
>> I drove home from a school trip to see Thy whales today Lord
>> Thy whales are lazy, low lying and elusive
>> But Thy Dolphins came out to play
>> Will Thy not reconsider reincarnation Lord?
>> Dolphin or Otter please.
>> 
>> I drove home passed Thy foals and beneath Thy eagle Lord
>> I did not drive over Thy Tiger Snake because he seemed safe
distance
>> 
>> Home...Thy house, Thy land placed in our care
>> Home..in time to catch the NEWS.
>> Here is the News my Lord..The Hundred and Eightysomething
>> Airborne has caught some Iraqi looters stealing timber my Lord
>> They had it strapped to the roof of their Taxi Cab
>> There must have been 20-30 bucks worth of 2x4 pine Lord
>> The GI's confiscated the timber Lord
>> 
>> Then they drove their tank over the Taxi Cab
>> 
>> "HOOO HAAAA..The 18? Does justice"!
>> 
>> Of all Thy wondrous critters Lord
>> Of all Thy splendid beasts
>> Of all Thy things that frolic, fly and creep and crawl
>> Humans?
>> My God
> 
>



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