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This is beautiful and profound stuff, Rod-- brought a tear to my eye, it did! --Sekhmet Rod wrote: >I give Thee thanks my Lord for the Emu and the Koala >For the Platypus and the Southern Right Whale >For the Sea Eagle and the Hairy Nosed Wombat >Oh Lord! The Fat Tailed Dunnart! >What a Bobby Dazzler! > >I give Thee thanks for Spring my Lord >Even with the pollen, runny nose and bloodshot eyes >I love Thy Spring and the foals that accompany it >Foals my Lord! Brilliant work! Stunning fun! > >And Thy snakes are out my Lord >Thy Copper Head and Red Bellied Black, >Thy Brown and Tiger snakes >With them come Thy insects >Thrips in billions, Mozzies, Slaters and >Thy Huntsman spiders, big as my hand, >To feed on all. >What's with all that Lord? ;-) > >Thy Wedge Tailed Eagle circles our property each day >I give Thee thanks I am not Thy Bush Rat, Bandicoot or lamb >Thy Budgerigar is so named to indicate "Good to eat" >How the hell would anyone know Lord? ;-) > >For all Thy wonders in this Thy most splendid season >I give Thee praise and thanks Lord >Life's a hoot and I wouldn't be dead for quids. > >I drove home from a school trip to see Thy whales today Lord >Thy whales are lazy, low lying and elusive >But Thy Dolphins came out to play >Will Thy not reconsider reincarnation Lord? >Dolphin or Otter please. > >I drove home passed Thy foals and beneath Thy eagle Lord >I did not drive over Thy Tiger Snake because he seemed safe distance > >Home...Thy house, Thy land placed in our care >Home..in time to catch the NEWS. >Here is the News my Lord..The Hundred and Eightysomething >Airborne has caught some Iraqi looters stealing timber my Lord >They had it strapped to the roof of their Taxi Cab >There must have been 20-30 bucks worth of 2x4 pine Lord >The GI's confiscated the timber Lord > >Then they drove their tank over the Taxi Cab > >"HOOO HAAAA..The 18? Does justice"! > >Of all Thy wondrous critters Lord >Of all Thy splendid beasts >Of all Thy things that frolic, fly and creep and crawl >Humans? >My God
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