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"Jim Dutton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > miguel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >Rauni <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > >>In the same vein I have a girlfriend who just has *no* sense when it > >>comes to picking men. She has gone from one abusive relationship to > >>another. The last fellow nearly killed her. He slashed her with a > >>knife and she came very close to bleeding to death. The cop arrested > >>him for attempted murder. I'm not sure what the result of the trial > >>was but after he served his time she went to back to living with him > >>(I know boggles the mind). Well, one night they were having a fight he > >>was hitting her but he lost his balance and fell. Injuring himself (he > >>is rarely sober). Well he took off from the house called the cops and > >>accused her of abuse. She is now in jail awaiting trial. Makes you > >>wonder where the cop's brains are. This is the guy who almost killed > >>her. > > > >Well, it's remotely possible that she did, in fact, assault > >him. Let me ask you this. Did she plead 100% NOT GUILTY? > >If not, then it's quite possible that she's GUILTY. > > > >Hope this is written in such a way that you can sort it all > >out. > > > >miguel > Was his name Steve Chaney? Does your wife still favour dark glasses and heavy foundation? Why the sad look on her face at your wedding? DFooK > Archive-name: stevechaney-faq > Posting-Frequency: whenever > Last-modified: 2003/11/04 > Version: 2.1 > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > alt.bonehead.steve-chaney FAQ > > Table of Contents > > 1. Who is Steve Chaney? > 2. Why is he hated by almost everyone? > 3. Is Chaney a loser? > 4. Is Chaney obese? > 5. How long has be been making an ass of himself on usenet? > 6. Does he really have a girlfriend? > 7. What other names does he go by? > 8. What qualifies Steve as a net loon? > 9. Was Chaney thrown out of school? > 10. Did Chaney threaten his ex-girlfriend? > 11. Is Chaney insane? > 12. Is Chaney a welcher? > 13. Is Chaney a stalker? > 14. What does Chaney think of Shakespeare? > 15. What does Shakespeare think of Chaney? > 16. Does Chaney have a learning disability? > 17. Why does Steve Chaney have his own newsgroup? > 18. Is Steve Chaney insanely jealous of Brad Pitt? > 19. Where can i learn more about Steve Chaney? > 20. Where can i learn more about Chaney's girlfriend? > 21. What is my final advice for Steve Chaney? > 22. What will happen to Chaney if he does not take my advice? > 23. What Does Steve Chaneys friends say about him? > 24. What has Steve Chaney been flipping out about lately? > 25. Recent threats, rants and a view into the mind of psychosis > > **** > > 1. Who is Steve Chaney? > > Steve Chaney is the official loser of soc.singles. When he isn't shoving > his foot in his mouth on soc.singles he squanders his time playing Quake, > farting around on IRC, watching Highlander, drooling over Japanese > cartoons and creating web pages devoted to these extremely productive > activities among which are such diverse elements as: > > http://www.clandenial.org > http://www.self-acceptance.org > > The real Steve Chaney is revealed through his posts at: > http://www.pat_acceptance.org > Bring a vomit bag. > > 2. Why is he hated by almost everyone? > > He is that most annoying of creatures: The total failure who thinks he > knows it all. Everywhere he goes he can be seen offering worthless advice > on subjects he knows nothing about. He thinks he is terribly clever. > Combine this mediocre intellect with a total lack of any wit or charm and > you have a potent combination that led him to be dubbed the Natural Born > Troll. > > He is particulary hated on soc.singles: > > Steve's participation in soc.singles is characterized by four things: > (1) he professes to hate all snigglers [regular participants in > soc.singles], yet he is always seeking to prove that he is the equal > of a sniggler; (2) he attempts, endlessly, to advise others who are > obviously more intelligent, successful, and happier than he about how > to become an unhappy failure just like him; (3) he argues with > everything any sniggler tells him, but mysteriously months later the > advice he received is the advice he is now giving. He claims, however, > that it's his own; and (4) documentation. Steve claims to be the king > of documenting claims. However, his feeble attempts at documenting his > claims either prove nothing or prove the opposite of what he's > arguing. > ---- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Mike) > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Important revision (1999/2/10): > Originally I believed that Chaney was not hated for his politics. > However Daniel Mocsny ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) has argued convincingly that > within the culture of soc.singles social conservatives are anathema > especially if they are anti-abortion. > So my fiscal conservatism or tree's opposition to high taxes or Dawn's > pro-gun stance not inspiring the same degree of opprobrium as Chaney does > not mean that conservatism is acceptable there. > On soc.singles it is indeed possible to be politically incorrect. > > 3. Is Chaney a loser? > > Yes. > He is a fat slob. > He is in denial about being a fat slob. > His girlfriend is a fat slob. > His previous long-distance girlfriend was a fat slob. > He lived with his mommy til he was 25 years old. > Like many losers he hates and envies those doing better than he is. > He whines constantly. > He blames social forces for his own failures and inadequacies. > His idea of dating advice is to brag about how you eat Ramen Noodles but > plan to learn to cook for your wife (whine, grovel, whine) > He is almost universally despised everywhere he posts. > He enjoys many loser hobbies including listening to Rush Limbaugh and Dr. > Laura, babbling on IRC, playing Quake, watching and obsessing over > shallow > TV shows, and producing garish, clumsily constructed web pages about the > above loser topics. (see question 1.) > > 4. Is Chaney obese? > > Yes. He claims he weighs 230 pounds and is 5 foot 11 inches tall. > > >Tokeman wrote: > >>I challenge you to post your current weight and body fat percentage. > > > 230lbs; I haven't got a bodyfat percentage figure yet. > ---- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Steve Chaney) > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > He had managed to lose about 10 pounds in six months as of 3/98. At this > rate he might attain a healthy weight in about two and a half years. > However his recent reticence about posting his current weight might be an > indication that he has failed to make any progress since the last update. > I would also note that the original claim in this FAQ that he was > morbidly obese may have been in error. Steve's BMI is over 30 but it is > not 40. Recently Crash Street Kidd helpfully pointed out that a BMI of 40 > is the threshold of morbid obesity. Of course he never said a peep about > it before but better late than never. > Any further data on the medical definition of morbid obesity would be > helpful. > > However: > > Tokeman wrote: > >Jim Dutton wrote: > > > Said the 5'6" 330 lb lump of lard. > > > > Jeem, what is your source of those numbers? > > I am revising the alt.bonehead.steve-chaney FAQ and I am trying to > resolve > > this mystery once and for all. > > I've been suspicious about that all along. My suspicions were > heightened when the letter from his ex girlfriend (Toni?) was included > in the bonehead faq - wherein she states "He weighs close to 300 > lbs..." > ---- Leanne R Campbell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > - Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > It is possible that Steve has been lying about this all along. > However Jeem admits his figure is a guess so it should also be taken with > a grain of cheesy poof flavoring: > > >> >Tokeman wrote: > >> >> Jim Dutton wrote: > >> >> > Said the 5'6" 330 lb lump of lard. > >> >> > >> >> Jeem, what is your source of those numbers? > > Off the top of my head. I figure we might as well all be making crap up. > Trish is a crack whore. Chaney is an expert on dating. I have seen him > and one of his low self esteem victims pictures tho. The numbers are not > far off > Pictures don't lie. > > ---- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Jim Dutton) > - Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > My apologies to Steve for saying he was MORBIDLY obese for the past year > based on an erroneous definition. > In future I shall not take John Fereira's ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) word on > anything. > > Incidentally - how's the diet going chubs? > > 5. How long has be been making an ass of himself on usenet? > > Since the summer of 1992 -- at least that's when I first noticed him > waddling > into talk.abortion. > ---- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Patrick L. Humphrey) > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > 6. Does he really have a girlfriend? > > Unknown. He claims to. He says she is 180 pounds and 5 foot 5 inches tall > ie obese. > > 7. What other names does he go by? > > Gunhed. Tunastankboy. Airplane Boy. PropellerBoy. The Hamster. Anime. > Lordfeff. SharonFan. Richie Ryan. Gund00d. fatcrack. Eric Cartman. > Readingdisabilityboy. Pat Bastard. Mailbomber. Pelican Gullet. Welchboy. > Anal plug. Stebo Spnako. Fuckhead. > > 8. What qualifies Steve as a net loon? > > He is mentioned in the net.legends FAQ as a noted talk.abortion wacko. > His qualifications are also bound to be on display in any thread where he > is at work. > > 9. Was Chaney thrown out of school? > > It is widely claimed that he flunked out of college. This may be > usenet legend only. Hopefully someday Steve will clear this whole > thing up. > ---- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Mike) > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Chaney wrote: > >I, on the other hand, have been asked to explain the claim that I was > >thrown out of college. Seeing as I never was, what can I say? Jim, > mind > >you, will never provide any documentation showing I was ever thrown out > of > >college, because it never happened. > > Hmmm Your ex -fiancee who glows now that she's married to what she > refers > to as "a real man" states you were unable to maintain a "c" average and > were > thrown out of school. > ---- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Jim Dutton) > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > 10. Did Chaney threaten his ex-girlfriend? > > Absolutely without a doubt, first hand knowledge, yes. > ---- Ben Tersian <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > We have her firsthand testimony as well: > > >Date: Wed, 31 May 1995 19:21:16 -0600 (MDT) > >From: What happens if I press THIS button? <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >To: Talk-List <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Subject: This is the side of Tawnya that GunHed won't tell anyone. > (snip) > >There was a lot that caused me to no longer want to be with Steve. Some > >of it was the fact that he was too .. rigid. To me, he had no sense of > >humour and he took all my questions to be personal attacks. Yes, I > >admit that I was a bitch to him for the last year. That's because I did > >not want to be with him. Since April of '94, I told him that I wanted > >out of the relationship. But he wouldn't let me go. He refused to let > >me leave him even though he knew I wasn't happy with him. So, I started > >arguments at any opportunity I could. I made his life a living hell > >trying to get him to let me go, but he wouldn't. > (snip) > >It was almost fateful the night that Steve and I got into a monstrous > >argument. It was a stupid argument over which wordprocessor was better: > >WordPerfect 6.0 for DOS or MS-Word6.0. For nearly 2 hours, we argued. > >Finally, Steve cut the "TALK" session that we were holding at 6:58pm, > >MST, on Thursday, March 9th. Since I had a class at 7, I simply logged > >out and went to class. I came back at 10pm, MST, and there was a very > >nasty letter in my box saying that I "fucked up" and he was leaving me > >because "he was tired of my bullshit and how I was treating him like > >shit". It was then that I realized that I was finally free of him. I > >didn't leave him, he left me. > (snip) > >Monday morning when I went back online, I found out that Steve had > >started spreading that I cheated on him. I tell you this. I did not > >cheat on him. It was not until the 10th of March, the day AFTER Steve > >left me, that I finally agreed to go out with John. AFTER he had left > >me. > > > >Then, he swore to me that if I did not leave John then he would come > >after me with a shotgun. Now that seems a little farfetched as he won't > >come to New Mexico, where I have always lived and he also swore that if > >I came to California, then he would have a shotgun ready for me and/or > >have me arrested. > > > >But for what? I never once said that I would go see him, and I don't > >think that he owns all of California. He has threatened to do too many > >things to me, anything from Netdeath to reality death. And this hasn't > >been just because I left him, but because I wasn't lett him control me > >any longer. > > > >When he came here in January of '94, it was a happy time. Until I saw > >that he lived for control. I went on IRC one night just to check my > >mail and to say Hi to anyone I knew, I was kicked off by a dork who had > >taken over #talk. But because I didn't go into catatonics, Steve went > >crazy. > > > >He stomped around my room with fists clenched and there was a wild look > >in his eyes. Now I'm 6' and weigh approximately 200 (give or take 5 > >lbs) lbs and I know how to defend myself. However, I was afraid of what > >Steve was going to do as he slammed his fist against the wall (which > >caused it to boom out loudly) and I knew that if he were to strike me, I > >wouldn't be in a good position to do anything against him considering > >he's 6'0 and weighs nearly 300lbs. Basically, I was not safe with him, > >or so I felt. > > > >Probably by now, all of you are bored stiff. I admit that this is not > >what you designed this talk-list for. But please, realize this. I did > >NOT cheat on Steve. He dumped me and there was someone here who was > >willing to go out with me. John is here, with me, in the same area as I > >am. He's not pushing marriage on me. Steve was going to make me either > >have his children or raise them, whereas I didn't want either. Also, > >John shares my love for animals, whereas Steve would rather seem them as > >roadkill. > (snip) > >I leave the judgement up to God's hands, as we humans are too flawed to > >judge ourselves. Only the Purest may decide. > > > >Toni A. Anaya > > 11. Is Chaney insane? > > Yes. > > 12. Is Chaney a welcher? > > Chaney offered to meet any sniggler on at the sniggler's locale and on > his terms to engage in a "pickup" contest. When his offer was > accepted, he revoked it. > ---- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Mike) > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > 13. Is Chaney a stalker? > > I'd say so, seeing as he's been promising for the past five years to > confront > me at my workplace -- Rice University -- for my alleged racism (and, > whether > he admits it or not, for nothing more than being pro-choice and a parent > _and_ > grandparent). Funny thing is, even now that he's making tons of alleged > money, he _still_ can't figure out how to get from Los Angeles to Houston > to > do his confronting. > [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Patrick L. Humphrey) > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > He is a netstalker. He mercilessly hounded Trish Roberts and accused > her of being a crackhead. > ---- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Mike) > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > 14. What does Chaney think of Shakespeare? > > Generally, the LOWLIEST of Japanese cartoons have a deeper plot and more > creativity, than the very BEST of William Shakespeare's plays. > ---- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Steve Chaney) > > and time has not diminished his idiocy: > > Liliolanus wrote: > >Steve Chaney ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) : > >> Question: > >> I do however wonder why most Americans could give a rat's ass about > >> such a presumed prestigious fellow as Shakespeare, who but for the > >> help of a few fans who rediscovered and redistributed his work, would > >> have never amounted to anything. Shakespeare is big shit with the > >> literary academia, and with students trying to get through the > >> bullshit english lit classes > > > >Yo Steve - this opinion about Shakespeare? You know how much I > >respect this opinion about Shakespeare? I respect it like I respect > > > >the common cry of curs, whose breath I hate > >as reek o' th' rotten fens, whose loves I prize > >As the dead carcasses of unburied men > >That do corrupt my air: I banish you. > > - From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Lydia van der Weyden) > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2000 > References: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > 15. What does Shakespeare think of Chaney? > > "Think him a great way fool, solely a coward" > -- All's Well That Ends Well, I,1 > "A whoreson beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave!" > -- "Taming of the Shrew", IV,1 > > 15b. What would ol' Will say to him if he were on the internet? > > "Hang, cur! hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker!" > -- The Temptest, I,1 > "A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!" > -- same > > ---- contributed by [EMAIL PROTECTED] (The_Doge of St. Louis) > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > 62.stlsmo.swbell.net> > > 16. Does Chaney have a learning disability? > > Unsure, he was placed in a special school as a child for a learning > disability. > ---- Ben Tersian <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Most of your difficulties here stem from your own misunderstandings and > poor reading and comprehension skills. The classic example was when you > claimed to have seen Seth's plate at a gathering, at a time when he was > 3,000 miles away. The plate in question actually belonged to someone > named Keith (and was so marked), but you were so convinced that Seth was > there to torment you that you imagined his presence, as verified by his > ---- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Michael K. Lerch) > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > 17. Why does Steve Chaney have his own newsgroup? > > Because he's a bonehead of course! > > 18. Is Steve Chaney insanely jealous of Brad Pitt? > > Sure looks that way: > > "Fortunately I know enough women who don't like him, that Brad Pitt > doesn't bother me. There's too many Brad Pitt's to get jealous of > them all." > > "I don't like very much of this sick and twisted, narrow-minded, > MTV-poisoned, Brad Pitt and Claudia Schiffer, you're-a-nice-guy-but, > women can be victims but men have to suck it all up and yet we call > this equality society." > > "The same is true of good looking guys. Look at Brad Pitt (ick)." > > "But I do have to admit, I personally have seen the "I have to be in > love first..." and then Brad Pitt's picture comes on the tube and it's > all "I'd love to be with him!" (and you know what that means)." > > "I have to love him before I bed him - OOH there's Brad Pitt I'd love > to take him home!". > > "Tut tut tut. What evidence do you have that Brad Pitt *IS* smart?" > > "Brad Pitt is the worst actor to have ever existed. Jerry's kids > could do better than he can!" > > "I love Brad Pitt's role as an insane asylum inmate in '12 Monkeys.' > It was so fitting." > > "Rarely does any other country's women give a whit about David > Hasselhoff or Brad Pitt." > > "For many women, conversational skills basically constitute how much > you know about sports and Brad Pitt, or how many jokes you can tell." > > "They watch soap operas and think Brad Pitt is the be all and end all > of mankind - of course there is that rebellious "Long Live Tom Cruise" > splinter group." > > "They may be desperate for a Brad Pitt Man, mind you, but they're > desperate." > ---- [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Steve Chaney) > > 19. Where can i learn more about steve chaney? > > http://www.pat-acceptance.org > > 20. Where can i learn more about chaney's girlfriend? > > http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com > > but seriously you can judge for yourself whether or not stebe is a > desperate loser by perusing the followink actual photographs of his > female equivalent in her natural habitat: > > http://www.ejeem.com/p.jpg > http://www.ejeem.com/i.jpg > http://www.ejeem.com/g.jpg > > 21. Whats this stuff about Chaney being a pedophile? > > Chaney often makes pedophile comments about his antagonists children. > On 5 occasions he has failed to accept offers to repeat said comments > to the face of parents of these children. He appears proud of his extensive > history of being a snivelling coward. > > 22. What is my final advice for Steve Chaney? > > Commit suicide. > Ditch the boybra. > > 23. What will happen to Chaney if he does not take my advice? > > Listen up Steve, this is your life: > Here's what will happen to you. You will get older and each year you will > get fatter. Your inactivity and reclusiveness will make you more and more > repulsive. If you're LUCKY this obese sow you're porking will deteriorate > at the same rate and have just as few options as you do. You will have > sex about once every two weeks, then once a month, then every other > month. You will fall into a rut at a job paying a little more than the > average income. You will spend endless hours watching TV and playing > video games. Time will slip away. And then one day you will be > contemplating your life. And you will feel a terrible emptiness as you > look back at the horrible void that was your existence. You'll shiver not > knowing why. And then the grim reaper will reach out and erase you from > the world and they'll bury you and no one will remember and no one will > care because in your 42 years you never, ever, no not ever, not even > once, did anything bold or interesting or original. > The End. > > 24. Why Steve Chaneys supporters say he's insane: > > What Steve Chaneys most adament supporter says about him: > In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > Subject: Re: Speaking of columbine > Date: Thu Aug 15 11:47:02 CDT 2002 > Kthulah <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > The answer as to the whys would be: > Because he was already sick, and people (some who even stated that he > was sick) pushed him and pushed him until he snapped. > I don't push crazy people. > There's a reason I don't talk to certain people here. There's a reason > that if I do talk to certain other people here, it's very light or very > constructive. Whatever may go on in your little world, I've seen people > go over the edge. > > 25. What has Steve Chaney been exhibiting his insaness about lately: > > Mr. Chaney is mentioned twice in part 4 of the net legends > faq: > > http://www.killfile.org/~tskirvin/faqs/legends/legends4.html > > Mr. Chaney also has his own faq, a copy of which can be > found at: > > http://www.pat-acceptance.org/steve_FAQ.html > > Recently, Mr. Chaney bragged about hiring a private > investigator to track down an ex girlfriend (from nine years > earlier) whom he claimed defamed him nine years ago. His > rationale for tracking her down was to be able to sue her in > case she ever defamed him again. Of course, this girlfriend > hadn't uttered a peep in Mr. Chaney's direction in the > preceding nine years. When she found out and questioned him > about throwing threats to her about the internet he responded by > threatening to post a sexually explicit video of her he had obtained when > they where dating. A video he promised and swoar he had disposed of. > He then crowed about how tough he was by threatening to post naked pictures > of women he knew. > > To see Mr. Chaney's explanation of > these events, see: > > http://www.pat-acceptance.org/kookrant.html > > http://www.pat-acceptance.org/kookrant2.html > > Mr. Chaney's net-kook credentials were recently acknowledged > in alt.usnet.kooks, wherein Mr. Chaney was voted kook of the > month for July 2003. > > Message ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Some of Mr. Chaney's other notable achievements include > initiating child molestation remarks in the newsgroup > soc.singles, running a self-acceptance/fat-acceptance > website (http://www.self-acceptance.to) while insulting the > size and weight of posters with whom he has disagreed, > posting over 10,000 forgeries of other posters to usenet, > and having a movie of his life story made and published on > the internet. > > That movie can be viewed here: > > http://www.pat-acceptance.org/pat.html > > 26. Recent threats, rants and view into the mind of psychosis: > > If I catch you busting into a mass and vilifying a church, the last thing > you'll hear in your entire life, will be the ratatatatat of an automatic. > - --Steve Chaney to Mark Ira Kaufman > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Young Mr. Chaney, the man who has told me that he wants to murder me and > sodomize women in my family, has said, repeatedly, that advocates for > choice had vandalized churches. > - --Mark Ira Kaufman > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > she probably has to have her picture taken by satellite because no normal > camera can fit all that whale blubber into one picture. > - --Steve Chaney > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Excessively fat women look ugly. It is impractical to try and have sex when > she's 100lbs overweight and the weight is all fat - but most women ain't > that big. > - --Steve Chaney > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > You of course do know what a lot of Asian women prefer, right? Besides, > after fucking a cute asian chick, experience tells me it isn't all that > except that she looks good on your arm. In bed it ain't much at all. If the > lights go out, any guy whose hormones are more fixed on performance than > looks, is going to go to sleep right there and then. > - --Steve Chaney > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Clarice and Allisson were well beyond a BMI of 25 in their pictures where > they were called cows. > - --Steve Chaney > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > If Dutton knocked on Steve's door and Steve shot him in the face, I would > really not care. > - --Crash Street Kidd about Steve Chaney > Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > If you have any questions about this ragingly insane > netkook, post them to soc.singles, and someone will > certainly be glad to answer them for you. > > LV > > > > Original Author jackie 'anakin' tokeman > > lies are stebe's only avenue to access his ultimate ambition .. which > is prety much just to perceive himself as a glowing hero. > - cb > > > >
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