Sphincter efficiency

"Dan Arkan, a 34-year-old unemployed mechanic from Des Moines, IA, recently
made a discovery that he says 'will revolutionize morning efficiency among
the American worker.' Apparently Arkan, a heavyset man with a ready smile,
has discovered a way to cut the average time of a bowel movement from 4.8
minutes to only 4 seconds. 'It's real easy,' he said. 'You put a finger in
each nostril, clench your gut and sneeze, and it's over like that,' he said,
snapping a finger."

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12940255,00.html

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