No Genius Left Behind

No Child Left Behind - You give all the kiddees a standardized test
                       and single out all the LOOZerz for special
                       funding and treatment....
                                      (flushing money down the toilet)

I think we need a NGLB program:
No Genius Left Behind - You give all the kidees a standardized test
                        and single out all the *Winners* for for
                        specialized funding and treatment.
                                     (get serious return for the money)

Bob says the Constitution requires equal treatment under the law.
If the NCLB qualifies as "equal treatment" then so does the NGLB.
WTF is the difference?