Re: Will Oprah be president?

 I kind of enjoyed this one as well:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all
men and women and their underaged children are created equally
to serve the cooperation, to provide its labor without
question, to accept whatever remuneration without
complaint, and to consume its product without thought. In turn
the cooperation will provide for the common good,
secure the defense of the nation and receive the bulk of
the taxes from the people...."

  "Scary people will kill you, so place all
your trust in us (your cooperate leaders), and we
will protect you. But since we know whats best,
don't question us, or we will slash your pension,
or jack up the cost of buying a home. So
shut up and toe the line....or ... try find
another job in this economy, punk!"

   "So we mind our p's and q's in our dreary cubicles,
and fly our our little flags to show, that yes, boss,
we believe in your war on terror".

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   Obviously, fear is NO good.

-Simon