Re: Man Who Farted On D.C. Subway Charged With Bioterrorism

On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 10:10:47 -0500, "Ed" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

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>"The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in
>message news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 14:25:18 -0500, "Ed" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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>> >"Heinrich X" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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>> >> "Ed" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> schreef in bericht
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>> >> > "Heinrich X" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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>> >> > > "Richard Cranium" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> schreef in bericht
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>> >> > > > On 30 Nov 2003 07:48:05 -0800, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (carica)
>> >wrote:
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>> >> > > > >WP, Washington D.C. November 30, 2003
>> >> > > > >A man whose silent flatulence caused the evacuation of an entire
>> >> > > > >subway train car in Washington, D.C. has been arrested and
>charged
>> >> > > > >with bioterrorism, sources in the Washington Frost reported
>today.
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>> >> > > > >The man, 33-year-old Nigel Letteripp, apparently released the
>agent
>> >> at
>> >> > > > >some point between the Union Station and Gallery Place/Chinatown
>> >> stops
>> >> > > > >on the DC Metro Red Line, while on the way home from his night
>> >shift
>> >> > > > >at a local bar.
>> >> > > > >
>> >> > > > >After the agent was released, people onboard the train
>immediately
>> >> > > > >began to experience symptoms such as watery eyes, runny nose and
>a
>> >> dry
>> >> > > > >cough.
>> >> > > > >
>> >> > > > >When the train stopped at Gallery Place/Chinatown, all 57
>> >passengers
>> >> > > > >riding in Letteripp's car immediately fled and boarded the next
>car
>> >> up
>> >> > > > >wind, which was empty except for a stack of suspicious mail and
>six
>> >> > > > >young angry-looking Arab men.
>> >> > > > >
>> >> > > > >Letteripp was being held without bond and could face life in
>prison
>> >> > > > >under the ne Patriot Act.
>> >> > > > >http://www.washingtonfrost.com/
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > What is especially scary about this story is the fact that
>Letteripp
>> >> > > > would have excaped without a trace (sic) had he not remained on
>> >board
>> >> > > > the car with a broad, beaming smile of satisfaction on his face.
>> >> > > > Police took him into custody immediately when they realized he
>was
>> >the
>> >> > > > only person still in the car.  Five members of the elite DC SWAT
>> >team
>> >> > > > converged on Letteripp as he stood in the car smiling, with his
>eyes
>> >> > > > closed tightly, humming an arabic tune.  Two of the SWAT members
>> >were
>> >> > > > treated for inhalation-related sickness and released.
>Investigators
>> >> > > > are furiously attempting to piece together a timeline for
>> >Letteripp's
>> >> > > > activities before he boarded the train.  they are most interested
>in
>> >> > > > where and what he ate in the hours before the attack.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > swat teams, black optz, ins, irs, cia, fbi etc. are there also
>normal
>> >> > people
>> >> > > living there?
>> >> >
>> >> > Oh, you simple little naive boy, Muller.  Can't you tell that this
>story
>> >> is
>> >> > a satire?
>> >>
>> >> of course i do but the fact remains you have so much groups on a
>military
>> >> bases :see above
>> >
>> >But what's your point?
>> >
>> >>
>> >> by the way the name is müller or mueller thank you
>> >
>> >Whatever you say, Herr MULLER.
>>
>> Show some respect for the umlaut, Rosenberg.
>
>LOL  If you're lap dancing buddy wants me to show any respect for his silly
>little double dot over the vowel thingy, he will first have to show a little
>respect to humanity.

What makes you think "humanity" includes shit like you, Rosenberg?