SANTA'S PALESTINIAN SLEIGH RIDE

 'Twas the night of Christmas...
All over Bethlehem little boys and girls looked up in the sky expectantly.
Rubbing their tired little eyes, they waited for their hero...the fat man in
red and white...driving a sleigh, pulled by 7 beautiful reindeer.

and then suddenly...he appeared...all the children started yelling with
excitement! They picked up stones and started to throw them at Santa.
One little boy called his brother, who got out his Iranian supplied RPG, and
launched it at Santa.

Santa crashed into the hard ground.....but not before triggering the lovely
belt he was wearing. All the little children died!!

Before drawing his last breath, Santa thought to himself, "I should have
turned left at Jericho", and worn my usual Hezbollah headband.

Because...Santa wasn't really Santa!!!

He was Abu-Shagger-Cameli, and he thought that by dressing up as Santa, he
could fly over the big wall that keeps Pali scum like him out, and detonate
his belt into another group of little children. - A group that didn't throw
stones, and grow up wanting to be heroic murderers!

Salaam Aleikum, and Kus Amuk