D's & R's to merge

http://www.juntosociety.com/guest/coleman/pc_drtm_091903.html


Democrats and Republicans to Merge

Preston Coleman
09/19/2003

DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS TO MERGE—DEPUBLICRAT MASCOT TO BE FLESH-EATING 
BACTERIUM

WASHINGTON , DC   (RHP)

Plans of a merger between the two major parties leaked out a week early this 
morning when a senior Democrat strategist and a senior Republican strategist 
bumped into each other on a busy Washington , DC , sidewalk, spilling the 
contents of their briefcases into the street.

An investigative reporter at the scene accidentally mixed parts of the 
Democrat plan with parts of the Republican plan, creating a savory mix that, 
apparently, neither party could resist.

“This isn’t how we wanted to announce the merger,” said a spokesperson for 
the newly formed Depublicrat Party. “But the symbolic value of that little 
mixup just seemed too perfect to pass up. It was as if a television 
commercial had literally written itself.”

By coincidence, reporters and camera crews passing by on an airport shuttle 
caught the whole scene on tape. A television commercial is indeed in the 
works, to be released nationwide when a formal announcement of the merger is 
made next week.

 
Also leaked were sketches of the Depublicrat Party’s mascot—a stylized 
cartoon of a flesh-eating bacterium.

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