Re: rumsfeld wins award

Eddy_Down wrote:

> Morton Davis wrote:
>
> > "LIBassbug" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
> > news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > > nick wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > > US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has won a "Foot in Mouth" award 
> > > > for
> >
> >
> > one
> >
> > > > of his now legendary bizarre remarks.
> > > > Mr Rumsfeld won the prize for comments made at a news conference in
> >
> >
> > February
> >
> > > > last year which left observers baffled.
> > > >
> > > > "There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know
> > > > there are known unknowns," he said.
> > > >
> > > > Runner up:
> > > >
> > > > Mr Schwarzenegger weighed in on the gay marriage debate with the 
> > > > comment
> >
> >
> > "I
> >
> > > > think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a
> > > > woman"
> > > >
> > > > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3254852.stm
> > > >
> > > > Good to know that the man in charge of all those nukes can't form a
> > > > sentence.
> > >
> > >
> > > It's daja vou all over again.
> >
> > Donald Rumsfeld isn't in charge of the nukes. Bush is. Howeve, Donald
> > Rumsfeld's sentence makes perfect sense.
> >
> > -*MORT*-
>
> You have so much in common with him Mort ;-)
>
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