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Spleeph wrote:
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> Baron Catroo, Good Law d'Mightey, Esq. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> stumbled
> out of the bar and spewed:
> > Spleeph wrote:
> >>
> >> Amanita, Private Dancer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> stumbled out of the bar
> >> and spewed:
> >>> Eric Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> crawled forth from the tarpits of
> >>> hell and muttered:
> >>>
> >>>> Since he died in my home territory, I will say that -many- people
> >>>> slam into trees and die each year at Nevada/California ski areas.
> >>>
> >>> have people looked into the trees that murder in cold blood, year
> >>> after year and never receive just penalty?
> >>>
> >>> Cut them down and make them into paper; rolling papers
> >>
> >> Heheheh... I sentence you to be smoked with the finest of herbs.
> >
> > But is that a just punishment for the tree?
>
> Probably not. It's really not the trees fault that some idiot slammed into
> it and killed himself. The tree was just doing what it does man, being a
> tree.
Ok, lemme try again. <G>
Does giving the tree smokable assistance present a just punishment for
the tree? Personally, I'd find that kind of punishment rather kind, in
kind, of kind - kinda like that, see? That'd be a fine punishment, and
quite a capital idea.
But if you cut 'em down and make 'em into, oh, something like toilet
paper, that might be true punishment!
Murderous trees are spineless, IMO.
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