Re: Glen Campbell's Souped and Busted A'gun

Like a rhinestone cowboy
I've been walking these streets so long
Singing the same old song

bwahahahaha......





"creekchub" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> Bored Again drunk christian Glen Campbell was apprehended after
> colliding his BMW  into an unknown vicitm and fleeing the scene of an
> accident Monday. The 67 year old cowboy boot (with pointed tips for
> kicking cockroaches in the corner) wearing hero terrorist was also
> charged with assault and battery of a peace office after kneeing a
> liuetenint in the groin while being booked and singing his famous hit
> "Rhinestone Cowboy".
>
> http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2739470a1860,00.html
>
> Glenn Campbell has also been caught with a cocaine filled bible
> preaching the sins of the "Evil Pot Head Rock and Rollers."
> The star has also been accused of having Ronald Reagan to bomb a
> Jakartan Dimplomat on an airplane.
> This is a typical example of the terrorist clans running rampant
> throughout the Arkansas and Police State government.
>
> http://hartfordadvocate.com/gbase/News/content?oid=oid:44091
>
> The hero terrorists' record sales are expected to surge and Glen
> Campbell is sure to help Campbells soup's advertising earnings the next
> quarter.
>
> voodoo disease 666
>
> Death to the christian military.
>
>