Glen Campbell's Souped and Busted A'gun

Bored Again drunk christian Glen Campbell was apprehended after
colliding his BMW  into an unknown vicitm and fleeing the scene of an
accident Monday. The 67 year old cowboy boot (with pointed tips for
kicking cockroaches in the corner) wearing hero terrorist was also
charged with assault and battery of a peace office after kneeing a
liuetenint in the groin while being booked and singing his famous hit
"Rhinestone Cowboy".

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2739470a1860,00.html

Glenn Campbell has also been caught with a cocaine filled bible
preaching the sins of the "Evil Pot Head Rock and Rollers."
The star has also been accused of having Ronald Reagan to bomb a
Jakartan Dimplomat on an airplane.
This is a typical example of the terrorist clans running rampant
throughout the Arkansas and Police State government.

http://hartfordadvocate.com/gbase/News/content?oid=oid:44091

The hero terrorists' record sales are expected to surge and Glen
Campbell is sure to help Campbells soup's advertising earnings the next
quarter.

voodoo disease 666

Death to the christian military.