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Re: fuckstick that sucked



On 26-11-2003 07:27, in article
[EMAIL PROTECTED], "SteadyEddy"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> "projectile vomit chick" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
> news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
>> "Johnny Fairview" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
>> news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> 
>>> "Zennousha Shukun" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
>>> news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> On 11/3/2003 5:16 AM Vote Your Uterus decided it best to tell us, before
>>>> showing us:
>>>> 
> 
>>> 
>> 
>> Well, I'm 5'9, but I weigh 346 lbs.  Sexy, no?
> 
> 
> You weigh more than Shamoo the killer whale. Your big ass reminds me
> of the time (back in college) we went out for some laughs to a nudie
> bar in town. I swear to god the dancer was 300 lbs. She was whirling
> her big ass around on these brass polls when my buddy called out
> "Watch out Eddy she is going to pull the house down" The whole place
> broke out in laughter. I never laughed so hard in my life. We still
> tell that story every once in while when we get togehter to play
> poker.
> 
> Now I know why they call you projectile vomit chick. That's how you
> make room for the nightly delivery of Dominoes pizza. Now I know why
> you can't find a husband. It is hard to find a guy who can still rope
> and brand cattle. MOO!!!


Wow!  Eddy is spinning out of control, and, like a nuclear meltdown, he is
headed for china.

EJ




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