Re: fuckstick that sucked

"projectile vomit chick" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:<[EMAIL 
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> "Johnny Fairview" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> > "Zennousha Shukun" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> > > On 11/3/2003 5:16 AM Vote Your Uterus decided it best to tell us, before
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> Well, I'm 5'9, but I weigh 346 lbs.  Sexy, no?


You weigh more than Shamoo the killer whale. Your big ass reminds me
of the time (back in college) we went out for some laughs to a nudie
bar in town. I swear to god the dancer was 300 lbs. She was whirling
her big ass around on these brass polls when my buddy called out
"Watch out Eddy she is going to pull the house down" The whole place
broke out in laughter. I never laughed so hard in my life. We still
tell that story every once in while when we get togehter to play
poker.

Now I know why they call you projectile vomit chick. That's how you
make room for the nightly delivery of Dominoes pizza. Now I know why
you can't find a husband. It is hard to find a guy who can still rope
and brand cattle. MOO!!!