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Re: Posty Award for Steady Eddy!!!!



On 11-09-2003 03:18, in article
[EMAIL PROTECTED], "Steady Eddy"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> Eric Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
> news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
>> On 10-09-2003 06:09, in article
>> [EMAIL PROTECTED], "Steady Eddy"
>> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>> 
>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] (ShrikeBack) wrote in message
>>> news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
>>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Steady Eddy) wrote in message
>>>> news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
>>>>> Strike Back Door is the latest victim. Check out how Steady Eddy slaps
>>>>> Back door down. Thanks folks, dumbshits like BackDoor make it so easy
>>>>> .....
>>>>> 
>>>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] (ShrikeBack) wrote in message
>>>>> news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Strike Back Door's stupid remark/response to CuCyclin:
>>>>>> Actually, if you proved you were a cop, I would throw a little
>>>>>> party in my head,
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Steady's winning response!!!
>>>>> What a boring party. You don't have many brain cells left. You will
>>>>> probably go to Mcdonald's and get a "happy meal" after you smoke your
>>>>> daily ration of dope. One thing for sure you will know who the jerk of
>>>>> the party was!!!
>>>> 
>>>> He who takes up the task of being a comic should first make sure
>>>> that he has a sense of humor.
>>> 
>>> Hey Backdoor what prize did you get with your happy meal? I heard you
>>> were so high at McDonalds that you pulled both pockets out of your
>>> pants, painted a clown face on your zipper, and tried to pretend you
>>> were Ronald MacDonald. One customer said that Ronald doesn't have much
>>> of a nose on his clown face!!!!! What did he mean by that?  The store
>>> manager tried to stop you from emptying the sugar packets on to the
>>> counter. He said you were snorting long lines and shouting "Do you
>>> want to pet my clown nose!!!!" . YOu caused quite a stir when you made
>>> a diaper out of paper napkins, smeared chocolate ice cream over your
>>> body, and asked a young mother to change your diaper!!!! That must
>>> have been some powerful marjiuana!!!!!
>> 
>> 
>> More of your scatological fantasies, eddy?
>> 
>> Get help.
>> 
>> You seem to have quite a problem with anal and fecal subject matter.
>> 
>> There is an Italian movie where a bunch of rich people run a boarding school
>> for kids, but they force the kids to defecate in small pots by their beds.
>> The small pots are then collected and placed in a large serving bowl about 5
>> feet in diameter on wheels and served to the party of rich people for
>> dinner.
>> 
>> It is on the order of "The Cook, the thief, His wife, and her Lover."
>> 
>> Have fun!
>> 
>> EJ
> 
> sorry, I don't watch sick movies like that. BTW how is BAM doing? did
> you take it in for it's 1000 anus checkup?


Hahahahaha.

That actually -is- funny, eddy. But of course you know my sex toy, now
marketed in 205 countries, is called Steady Eddy, the Nonsmoking One.

Since I was unable to get you to model(I guess you must have inadequacy or
feelings thereof) I have had to use my own endowment to make the mold.

Now you will be Famous round the world, but we will both know it is not you!

EJ




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