Re: too bad

Peter wrote:
> So I am at my favorite restaurant today for lunch....
> new young cute waitress....good service
>
> brings bill back with my credit card and a pen (which is about 2.5 
> inches long and filled with bright magenta ink) looks me in the eye as I 
> pick up the pen and smirks and says "I am sorry it is so small and pink"
>
> "Don't worry," I said, "...my friend Derek says that to women all the 
> time...."

lol