too bad

So I am at my favorite restaurant today for lunch....
new young cute waitress....good service

brings bill back with my credit card and a pen (which 
is about 2.5 inches long and filled with bright magenta 
ink) looks me in the eye as I pick up the pen and 
smirks and says "I am sorry it is so small and pink"

"Don't worry," I said, "...my friend Derek says that to 
women all the time...."