Re: This Year, Give An Adopted Polar Bear!

"usual suspect" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> Sara Brum wrote:
> >>>>I don't have room for a polar bear.
> >>>
> >>>I couldn't eat an entire polar bear.
> >>
> >>Maybe if you try fasting for a week?
> >
> > You'd want to be fast, with a polar bear in the house.
>
> That depends how hungry it is, assuming it's alive.

Well, if you're adopting it, I assume it's alive.  Who would adopt a dead
polar bear?

I suppose we could kick it in the ice hole and see what happens.