Re: GALACTIC FEDERATION Update: November 11, 2003

"Robot McElwain" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> put on his tinfoil hat and spandex
space suit, and pronounced...

> >
> Update from The REAL Galactic Federation and The Spiritual Hierarchy
>      November 11, 2003   3 Men, 8 Xul, 12 Manik
> Communicated thru Sheldan Nidle of The Planetary Activation Organization
>      http://www.paoweb.com/updates.htm
>
>      Selamat Jarin! We arrive, dear Hearts, with more to tell you! Many
> wondrous events are about to unfold. As you well know, the major
> announcements for which we all are anxiously waiting are soon to be
> made. The final procedures have begun.

What, again? You've been spouting this crap for at least seven years, and so
far nothing has happened. No "Photon Belt", no 15 million ships landing, no
huge alien ship behind the Hale-Bopp comet, no era of world peace and
"ascension". Just give it up and admit that you've been deluding yourself
for years.

We expect that, soon, our
> presence here, and our benevolence, will be publicly revealed.
> Moreover, an enormous new grid for peace and abundant prosperity is
> manifesting on your world.

Right. Tell that to the British Consulate in Istanbul. Tosser.

This grid is expanding as a result of the
> unrestrained cooperation being shown us by several major groups in
> Europe, Asia, Africa, the Americas and Oceania.

Sure. It's a pity your ISP is a bit more restrained in its cooperation
though, isn't it? You'd think a bunch of super-powerful aliens would be able
to keep a website up and running, but then again if they picked an uber-kook
fraud like Shedon Nidle as their representative they can't be all that
bright, can they?

--
Cliff Smith

"And we'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere.
And to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together,
guys."