Jump-Die Swift Cheat Head Snapper-Offer Surefire Method

50031124 vii om -- Hail Satan

# - According to Geo Stone, one of the few well-researched and pretty
# reliable sources re: suicide methods: "Jumps from higher than 150 feet
# (10-12 stories) over land and 250 feet over water are almost always
# fatal; however most suicide attempts are from considerably lower. The
# consequences of lower jumps are unpredictable, and permanent injuries,
# including paralysis, are common. Jumping is thus a particularly bad
# choice for a suicidal gesture." (see
# http://suicidemethods.net/text/content2.htm)
#
# - you have indeed no control over how you're going to land as you're
# going to tumble all over (expression?)

holding onto some kind of weight, or tying it to one's hands might
ensure a head-down landing if from high enough. bag of sand might do.

# - try to make very sure that there isn't any chance that you are going
# to land on a tree or flower pot or someone else, as this could suck
# for both of you. When I considered jumping last year, it would have
# been over a parking lot that is closed at night, and I certainly
# wouldn't have done it when there had been any remaining car anywhere
# near where I could have have possibly landed.

# But alas, I was seeing other potential problems with this, I don't
# live in this highrise any more, and am too chicken-shit to jump from
# anything higher than 3 metres anyway.

piano wire noose, cinched with a steel eye-bold and wrapped around
your head, attached securely to top of tower should snip head off 
before ever hitting the ground. 3 meters might be enough. make sure 
there's no chance of elongating like some kind of bunjee jump, though.

# One last comment: I don't think that anyone other than those with
# terminal physical conditions have the right to assisted suicide, even
# in the Netherlands, Oregon, or Switzerland (don't even know exactly in
# how you have this right in the last country); and in most places in
# this cruel world, they let even those with terminal cancer die
# painfully and slowly. 

I thought Oregon had a new Euthanasia Law (physician-assisted suicide). 

# And I don't see that there is any chance for any
# one of us to ever get any assistance in ending our lives in our
# lifetime, so I guess we have to continue to figure out something here,
# and then we will be blamed for causing any mess or for shocking other
# people; as if most of us didn't prefer to do something neat and tidy
# themselves in the privacy of their homes.

knowing more and thinking more about what we will do during our time
as a sensate living being is important for a meaningful existence.
enduring intense pain during a slide into death is not a rational 
or compassionate option to require of others.

your attitude is precisely responsible and worthy of admiration.

CIRCS FOR ADULTS ONLY! -- eviscerate on demand!!

blessed beast!

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