Re: depressive, with cats

In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,
ptsc  <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 10:21:02 +0000 (UTC), "Kent Paul Dolan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>wrote:
>
>>Take a six pound can of apricots, two years past their "eat by" date,
>[further horrors snipped]
>
>For less trouble, you could eat actual food.  You appear to take
>some sort of masochistic pleasure in constructing the most horrible
>concoctions that never needed to be made in this universe or
>any other.

I bet even Kent couldn't choke down the combination of torn up white
supermarket bread, raw mushrooms, processed cheddar, tomato paste, and
rinsed dog-food-like protein chunks which I ate for lunch when I first
launched myself into a gloriously ignorant vegetarianism. I'll bet even
someone who considers microbially overpopulated fruit to be food couldn't
manage to eat package ramen soup without the water - just dumping the
gritty flavour sachet onto the wet noodles. Or how about a Snickers bar
and a bottle of lemon juice for lunch? Or an entire tinned Camembert and a
hazelnut chocolate wafer bar for lunch?

"I suppose I'm lucky I'm still alive." - that weather guy in that blooper

Kate Orman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> http://www.zip.com.au/~korman/
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