Re: Cable TV

"nikolai kingsley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
> > >they may if you posted it in the right group, try one with blueyonder
> > >in the title instead of picking one out at random.
> >

> 
> just in from Iraq, the latest chant:
> 
> tweetie pie
> must die
> 

If they know who Tweetie Pie is, they must know any attempts to
harm her are futile.  These people are so illogical. Next, they'll
be fucking with Superman.

You know what the strangest cable channel is that I get?  The Golf
Channel.  I don't see anything wrong with anyone playing golf, I
play minature golf myself.  I just don't understand why anyone would
watch someone else play the silly game.  No one gets knocked down,
ever.   If a ball goes someplace silly, it's on the news for days.
The shorts the women wear all make them look like they have huge
butts.  The women never take their tops off.  Why is this on
television?    

I do have a strange attraction to the hunting shows, though. The
best shows are when they put on these shaggy camo suits that make them
look like walking Christmas trees.  That must scare the hell out of
the animals. "Ed, you're not going to beileve this.  You know that
strange tree over by the brook?  The fucking thing took a shot at
me this morning."