Re: depressive, with cats

"Kent Paul Dolan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> :
> Add:
> Two measuring scoops of SlimFast(tm) diet aid.
> One fifteen ounce can of peas.
> One 3.5 ounce can of sardines.
> Three really hot peppers picked up off the ground from the long
> abandoned garden out back, unwashed.
> One twelve ounce container of frozen orange juice concentrate.
>
> Puree on blender setting three, for whose extreme violence you were not
> quite prepared, holding the blender down firmly as it attempts to take
> flight.
>
> Makes two 28 ounce servings, flavor undescribable, and probably
> unrepeatable.  Klortho is a kind god, don't let the claws fool you.

Uh, Kent, WHY?

Why eat such mixtures?

When I'm depressed, eating horrid food depresses me more.  Even
if I'm too depressed to prepare a proper meal, I don't go out of my
way to eat mixtures out of nightmare.

The sardines, peas, and peppers, combined, would have made a
palatable dish, perhaps with a bit of cooking.  Stemming and
seeding and hacking up the peppers, mashing the sardines, and
mixing both with the peas wouldn't have been much effort.  Even
those three ingredients in the blender might have been okay.

Why not mix the other ingredients with water to make a drink?
(And don't eat food out of bulging cans.  Just don't, even if you're
starving.  Dumpster diving is probably safer.)

Palatable savory dish, not-too-nasty sweet drink, less added
effort than it took to write about the whole sordid meal.

Mark., nobody'd hire you as a chef, that's for sure
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