Re: An Update on The Kitten Antigravity Project [FTSD]

>
>Ark, with the distractability for which kittens are famous,
>only returned a recent other night to his efforts on The
>Kitten Antigravity Project, but did so with a deafening
>report once begun.
>
>Not content with being able to teleport his light-absorbing
>self through the emptinesses of the space between the
>galaxies as a short-cut to crossing the living room, Ark has
>added the capability, in this, his latest advance, to
>"teleport other".  In this case, specifically, "other" was a
>hangable white plastic flower pot no longer hanging, but
>sitting abandoned on the top of Mama Refrigerator, sporting
>a long dead and dessicated frilly plant and potting soil
>long dried and worn out until it was featherweight.
>

Many years ago when I was a crack addict (editorial comment: crack basically
led to the worst nightmare years of my life from which much pain and more years
were spent recovering, perhaps to this day.--- on the other hand in the heart
of the nightmare some of the most bizarre aspects of my psyche were revealed to
me and my character has been significantly different from that period on.)

I lived in an apartment in which the kitchen had cabinets atop which was a gap
of six inches or so before the ceiling was reached. I use to hide my crack pipe
up there.  (I never hid crack up there due to the nature that if I had any I
was probably in process of smoking it.)
But the kitten, I took care of occasionally, was a remarkable, intelligent,
calico. 
The ceilings were about ten feet.  So this meant that even from the kitchen
counter, no small leap itself, it was still another leap straight up of six
feet or so.
The kitten, about 2 or 3 months old. Used to play tricks on my already tenuous
grip on reality by leaping to the top of kitchen cabinets and knocking my crack
pipe on the floor.  To which I reasoned it was some otherworldly entity trying
to tell me something. 
This cat also used to climb the chain link fence in the back yard up one ten
foot side and down the other.  It also used to jump from the second story
balcony due to its sexual urges it needed more freedom.
Perhaps the indomitable will of the kitten should added  into any collection a
variables you are using to model these new physics phenomena.