It's almost Christmas!

What do you think about that!?

I want a present already: a pewter razor that I can use to cut itching
stiches back of my head. I would keep it in a closet above a toilet
seat. I will be careful not to leave the seat cover up. Once I was
holding an electrical shaving unit and a cell phone on my left hand
while flushing the toilet with another hand that also had a remote
control unit between its index finger and toe. My loose eyeglasses
almost dropped and that made me to drop anything on my left hand
straight to the toilet water while I was still flushing with the same
another hand. I catched the eyeglasses before they reached tip of my
nose, but I was still in trouble. But everything still works pretty
ok, but you can send me new also because their surface paint suffered
a little. My cellphone works now as an electric razor.