Re: Story

"Ken Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> "We're going to play a game."
>
> Maria said it to her lover Edmund.  Maria's husband Martin works on the
oil
> rigs.  Like most rig workers, he works three weeks offshore and one week
at
> home.  Maria has synchronised her menstrual cycle with her husband's shift
> pattern, and in consequence she always wears pants and pads when her
husband
> is in bed with her.
>
> "What is the game?"
>
> Maria took Edmund as a lover.  Edmund has been seeing Maria while her
> husband is on the rig.  He is about to play a game with Maria.
>
> "Put these on."
>
> Maria has bought Edmund female underwear and a large size girl's school
> uniform.  The uniform fits roughly, and with a wig and some padding in the
> bra he looks vaguely feminine.
>
> "What's the game?"
>
> Maria is wearing a severe business jacket and a long skirt.
>
> "You arrived late for school this morning and I'm the headmistress."
> "I was late this morning?"
> "We still use the strap in this school."
>
> Maria strapped Edmund hard enough to make him cry.  His throbbing bottom
> excited him so much that he pushed Maria to the floor and made love to her
> without getting into bed.
>
> When Edmund arrived home, his wife saw the strap marks on his bottom,
> interrogated him and killed him.
>
> Maria was pregnant.  Her periods stopped and her husband made love to her.
> When he put his penis into Maria, the growing child inside her mistook it
> for food and bit the end off.

... oh great, now i got a boner, definately boner

ray
nb
    coulf be a hadron???