Re: Thanksgiving scenarios

Kent Paul Dolan wrote:
>>doesn't sound very Thanksgiving-ish to me. i'll bet you
>>didn't have any pumpkin pie either.
>I can tell that in your jealousy at my chefing skills, you
>are hinting for the whole recipe.

not really, but...
 
>Take two pieces of bread, place bottom to bottom on a plate.
>Cover with three raw eggs, yolks intact.  Drain the oil from
>a can of sardines, give oil to cats to lick.  Pour sardines
>over eggs. Drain the water from a can of salmon, give salmon
>stock to cats to lick. Surround bread tastefully with salmon
>hunks. Drink the stock from a can of peas, the cats won't
>touch the stuff, make a large green mound of peas the length
>of the cojoined bread slices.  Heat in a microwave on "bake"
>setting for twenty minutes, or until the peas become hard
>enough to use for ammunition.  Garnish with two prior days
>of forgetting to eat solid food.  Share with cats, or die
>scratched to ribbons of flesh, your choice.

if i had two pieces of bread and three eggs, i certainly
wouldn't do *that* with them. the rest of the ingredients
you mention are things my body doesn't recognize as "food".

and my cat Loki, living up to his name, doesn't like
fish either.
 
>xanthian; remember, the Mayflower pilgrims were very
>involved with fish, what could be more "Thanksgiving" than
>that?  Of course, _they_ used the fish to fertilize maize,
>the poor fools, never guessing that it was also edible.

oh, they knew at least some of the edible fish in the
neighborhood. menhaden are small, bony, and oily, and
only edible if there's nothing else around. but they
do make excellent fertilizer.