Cable TV

For those of you who have never seen cable TV, it goes like this:

Silly music.
Scene 1: Some flat in America.
Yank: Quack quack!
Another Yank:  Quack quack!
Canned laughter: Hee-hee!
First Yank: Quack! Quack quack!
Canned laughter: Hee-hee-hee!
Other Yank: Quack!
Canned laughter: Ho-ho-ho!
One Yank goes out and another one comes in.
Yank who just came in: Quack quack!
Canned laughter: Hee-hee!
Yank: Quack quack!
Yank who just came in: Quack!
Canned laughter: Ho-ho-ho!
Yank who went out comes in.
Yank who came back in: Quack!
Canned laughter: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho!
Silly music.
All subsequent scenes are identical to Scene 1.

Now showing on over a hundred channels.  I can't imagine why anyone even
thinks of charging me money to watch this tripe.

Would Telewest please take note.

Ken Johnson