Turk182's Politically-Incorrect Questionnaire (Enjoy the laughs)

TURK182’S POLITICALLY-INCORRECT QUESTIONNAIRE

History : First release September 2003.
Creator : Turk182
Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
Want to really know what your friends are like? Well you might not
have the balls to ask the real tough stuff, but I do. Simply send this
in to them asking them to fill in the questionnaire and get to know
the real truth about your friends! If they are brave enough, have them
COPY CC: me their responses. The best and most creative responses will
be put up on a web site shortly with statistics on the most often
given answers.

Forget “what’s your favorite salad-dressing”, here are the real
questions:


NAME(ALIAS):__________________________________________________________
SEX (M/F ONLY):_______________________________________________________
AGE:__________________________________________________________________
COUNTRY:______________________________________________________________

AFFECTIVE
1)How old where you when you last wet your bed?
_______________________________________________

2)Have you ever tortured small animals?
______________________________________________________________ 

3)If you answered anything greater than 5 for #1 and YES to #2,
congratulations you are a serial killer!

4)Were you spanked as a child?
_______________________________________________________________________

5)What are you most afraid of (dark, death, devil, George W. Bush)?
__________________________________ 

6)What do you need more? (1 - To be loved | 2 - To love others)
______________________________________ 

SOCIAL
7)Do you believe in UFOs?
_____________________________________________________________________________

8)Do you believe our governments are hiding information on UFOs?
_____________________________________ 

9)Do you believe in GOD?
_____________________________________________________________________________

10)Do you believe in organized religion?
______________________________________________________________ 

11)What faith do you belong to? (Christianity, Buddhism, Islam)
_______________________________________ 

12)If you could change a law you feel is wrong, what would it be?
_____________________________________ 

13)What should be Science’s priority (Genetics, Medical Research,
Space Exploration, Environmental Rescue)?
___________________________________________________________________________________________

14)What should be Politician’s priority (Jobs, Tax Cuts, Social
Justice, Healthcare)? _________________ 

15)What should be Justice’s priority (Violent Crimes, Theft & Fraud,
Drug War)? _______________________ 

16)Who was the person in history (in your opinion) who did the
greatest good? _________________________ 

17)Who was the person in history (in your opinion) who did the
greatest evil? _________________________ 

18)Should drugs be treated as a criminal issue or a health issue?
_____________________________________ 

19)Would you legalize Marijuana?
______________________________________________________________________

20)Should gays have the right to marry?
_______________________________________________________________ 

21)Should gays have the right to adoption?
____________________________________________________________ 

22)Are you for or against the death penalty?
__________________________________________________________ 

23)Should euthanasia (assisted suicide) be allowed?
___________________________________________________ 

SEXUAL
24)How old were you when you lost your virginity?
_____________________________________________________ 

25)How old was your partner?
__________________________________________________________________________

26)Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
_________________________________________ 

27)How many?
__________________________________________________________________________________________

28)Same sex or opposite sex?
__________________________________________________________________________

29)How SEXUAL are you (Scale of 1-10, 10 = A pig/Nymphomaniac | 1 =
The Queen of England) _____________ 

30)Favorite sexual act you perform?
___________________________________________________________________ 

31)Favorite sexual act you like to receive?
___________________________________________________________ 

MORAL
32)If you could kill, eliminate, remove, erase whoever you wanted,
would you? _________________________ 

33)Who would it be?
___________________________________________________________________________________

34)Why (Hate, Jealousy, Greed, Fear, Gene Pool Improvement)?
__________________________________________ 

35)Have you ever lied on your resume?
_________________________________________________________________ 

36)Have you ever cheated on your income taxes?
________________________________________________________ 

37)Have you or would you lie under oath (to protect a friend, sibling,
parent)? _______________________ 

SPECULATIVE
38)If you could have one superpower, what would it be (invisibility,
ability to fly, time travel, invincibility, super-strength, other)?
_____________________________________________________________