Nominations Open for LOONY THEIST 2003

Ok, my fellow godless heathens....it's time to start the nominations for..

THE FOURTH ANNUAL "PUT YOUR DOGMA ON A LEASH" AWARD FOR THE LOONY THEIST OF
THE YEAR

Here's how it goes.  In the four categories I supply the first three
nominees...traditionally the top two winners from last year in that category
plus a new comer.  Since last year's winner for Usenet Loony "Lani Girl" has
been almost totally silent this year and the nominees have to be active
loonies to qualify, I just take a step down and the second and third place
takers from last year get the nod.  It is then up to all the atheists,
agnostics and other godless types to reply to this thread with their
nomination in each category.  No seconds are needed.  At the end of the
nomination period I will pick the ten in each category most deserving
(hopefully there will be at least ten in each camp) and you all get to vote
on who you think deserves this great honour the most.  Now for some strange
reason my newsreader has been deleting the posts of several a.a. regulars
for no reason...Rubikonov and Doug Berry among them...so if you think your
nomination may not have gotten through to me, you can email them to me at
[EMAIL PROTECTED]


Ok...the first nominations for each category are....

THE USENET LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR

Georgann (last year's runner up)

Pastor Frank (last year's third place and 2001's winner)

and this year's new comer has made a huge impression in his first few weeks
in a.a. as one of the most disgusting and vile pieces of pathetic,
hypocritical fundamentalist shit....

derng


THE REAL LIFE LOONY THEIST OF THE YEAR

John Ashcroft (last year's winner)

George W. Bush Jr (last year's runner up)

and the newcomer...well not really a new comer but has really thrown himself
into prominence this year with his kooky, rock defending crusade

Judge Roy Moore


THE LOONY THEIST GROUP/CULT/ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR

The Government of Israel/The Palestinian Liberation Organization and it's
various splinter groups  (group winners from last year)

The Nigerian Muslim Community  (last year's runner up)

and just going in a slightly different direction

The Publishers and Staff of "World Net Daily"


and now the new category, three events I think represent different types of
theistic insanity

THE LOONY THEIST EVENT OF THE YEAR

Roy's Rock: The Ten Commandments Rigmarole

The War In Iraq: The "Look at me...I'm Just Like My Daddy" Crusade

and to prove that the Islamic world hasn't let us down this year

The Bombings on Civilian and UN Targets in Iraq



Ok people...get nominating.  The nomination period lasts until Xmas Day.