Re: Those stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid Jews.

Lo, many moons past, on Mon, 10 Nov 2003 20:51:38 -0800, a stranger
called by some "Waldo" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>  came forth and told
this tale in alt.atheism

>"Douglas Berry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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>> I heard back from my Orthodox friend.  He said that being the shabbos
>> goy is actually quite a responsibility, and that most of the people
>> who undertake the role are admired.
>
>And you believed him?   SUCKER!!!

Have no reason not to.  You, on the other hand, seem to be a hateful,
spiteful little man.

>Imagine an antebellum plantation owner telling you that "house niggers" are
>similarly admired.

The difference of course, is that the slave position isn't voluntary.

>But you're perfect for the job, goy boy, no doubt about it!

Not really.  I can't drive and don't live near any Orthodox
communities.

>Want to REALLY impress him? Give his Rabbi a big bear-hug and a nice wet
>kiss on the mouth!

Actually, the last time I met a rabbi, I just shook her hand.
>
>> He also told a funny story about
>> a cousin of his meeting one in his new neighborhood.
>
>Must have been a real knee-slapper! Why don't you share it?

Sure.

"I have a cousin who lives in Monsey, NY, a large, mostly Jewish town
located just outside of NYC. When he and his family first moved in,
their neighbor Joseph (who's also the Shabbos goy for the
neighborhood), walked up to my cousin while his back was turned and
started a conversation in Yiddish, which my cousin carried on without
looking at Joseph.

"That is, until Joseph introduced himself as "Yossele, the shvartze
gonnif." (Directly translated this'd mean "Joey, the black (as in
African American) thief").

"Cousin wheeled around, saw who he was talking to, and they both
cracked up."
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