Re: Christianese Spoken Here

"Newton Joseph" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message news:<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>...
> CHRISTIANESE SPOKEN HERE
> By Newton Joseph
> Christians of all denominations speak a special language called
> Christianese. In order to understand Christianese it has to be taught to
> children at a very early age. After about the age of 16 most children have
> mastered Christianese and are able read and speak in Christianese when they
> are adults. Some can become so proficient in Christianese they can write in
> Christianese.Christianese has become very popular nowadays. Pat Robertson
> and his carbon copy son are fluent in Christianese. In fact they have become
> very popular with television audiences because they speak some of the best
> Christianese.
> There seems to be prejudice towards all those who are not fluent in
> Christianse. If you don?t speak in Christianese and you speak with someone
> who does can cause severe headaches. The hoi polloi likes to impress others
> with their mastery of Christianese. In fact many Christians try to speak
> more Christianese than their neighbor. All Christians are self
> congratulatory when they speak Christianese with the "in" dialect
> Ex-president Bush and his namesake son who said "those who do not speak
> Christianese should not be considered as good citizens". Politicians speak
> their best Christianese in front of an audience. Politicians who have not
> mastered Christianese it is a good bet that they would be defeated by one
> who is fluent in Christianese.Each politician try's to speak more
> Christianses with the dialect that is the most popular. All politicians try
> to speak better Christianese then their rivals.
> There are 500 different dialects of Christianese and the proponents of each
> claim only they speak the correct Christianese.

Dear Idiotman,

If this was an attempt to be funny, you have failed miserably. Did you
just make that up and actually think you were a comedian? News flash!
Your not! Listen lackey, just because you hate Christians and enjoy
sucking cock, doesn't give you the go-ahead to make a jackass out of
yourself in this group.

By the way, what language do YOU speak, Stupidpostese? Try again, but
this time post your message at the talk.stupidmotherfuckersese news
group. Have a great day and fuck off sliverdick.

I AM SPU VOMIT AND I SPEAK VOMITESE TO COMPLETE LOSERS.