Re: MISERABLE, PATHETIC CUBA!

"HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS"

Why do I denote an attempt to humor here ...
This is interesting in the sense of obviously helpless satire.
When you can't  convince them with facts and are at the point of getting
your ass kicked..... try to diffuse the situation with exaggerations.

It makes the terrible truth much easier to sell.
"HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS are turtured" ... what ?????!
"200 thousand are tortured .." oh thats better.

Psych 101.

You are STILL an idiot Mathew and as transparent as sheet Saran Wrap


"Matthew" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> The truth about Cuba of course can only be found from Radio Mambi in
> Miami.
>
> Every day, hundreds of millions of people starve to death in Cuba.
>
> It is impossible to cross any street without encountering hundreds of
> rotting corpses of those who have starved that very day. In the hot
> Caribbean sun this is intolerable. Old women are forced by young men,
> agents of Fidel who are swinging blue machetes autographed by Josef
> Stalin, to clean it up and stack the bodies in the public squares
> while schoolchildren run away in terror.
>
> Every day, Fidel personally supervises the torture of HUNDREDS OF
> BILLIONS of Cuban children and personally gouges their eyes out with
> an old rusty nail, laughing all the while.
>
> No person has smiled or lauged or sang in Cuba in over 40 years.
>
> If you laugh or sing in Cuba, the CDR shoots you without warning and
> then tortures your family first with hot pokers imported from China
> and then by locking you in a room with insurance salesmen from
> Indianapolis who voted for Bob Dole.
>
> Then they give the fotos of these torture sessions to Fidel and he
> laughs and laughs and vomits lobster on the plush red carpet while
> little black children are forced to clean it up with old toothbrushes.
>
> The Autumn of the Patriarch by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Find out what
> life under a Caribbean dictator is REALLY like!
>
> Read it and weep.
>
> Matthew
>
> That's the truth about Cuba. There. Now the world knows the Miami
> version.