Re: Boeing Ethics

Tom Merkle <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>"CHICAGO (Reuters) - Boeing Co. (NYSE:BA - News) In a surprising move
>today, Boeing announced that it would be again moving its
>headquarters, this time from Chicago to the city of St. Louis, MO.
>"I'm tired of having to root for losing sports teams" said Chief
>Executive Harry Stonecipher. "The Cards, Blues, and Rams beat the
>Cubs, Blackhawks, and Bears any day of the week. Also, Chicago's a
>little too fashionable for our comfort. We feel a decayed and dead
>urban area surrounded by congested miles of suburbs better fits the
>new McDonnel-Boeing." In unrelated news, Boeing announced today it
>would start referring to itself as Mcdonnel-Boeing Aerospace, and
>change its ticker symbol to MCDB.

In other news, MDDB Commercial Aircrafts Group has reorganized
its products under a new product naming scheme.

The new designators include the MDB-71, MDB-74, MDB-76, MDB-77, and MDB-E
product lines, along with the MDB-17 military transport aircraft.

Rumors abound that Airbus will be retaliating in the newly
escalating product designation war, but details on their scheme
are not yet publically available.  An Avleak reporter did state
that he'd seen staff unloading a large poster which appeared
to depict what was formerly known as the A-380 product, with
the letters "Personelle-38" at the bottom.  But so far no
confirmation of the new P-38 designation was available.


-george william herbert
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