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Re: Truant negoes are going to get kicked out of the ghetto



"bnichols" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> "BruceS" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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<snip>
> > We've seen the opening credits too many times now, and start from the
misty
> > beginnings scene. "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
>
> Personally I'd rather pick it up from the scene with weighing
> the witch, but whatever floats your coconut.

With the aerial coconut in the background..."It's a fair cop".

<snip>
> Leaves you no choice beyond building a roof for the arena out of
> hockey sticks & Ace bandages, I guess.  Wonder if you can construct
> a 10BaseT network out of that sort of thing....

Sure---it's like stone soup, though. You start with nothing but hockey
sticks and Ace bandages. Then, when you have their attention, you say "this
would be even better with a spool of CAT5E (you really don't want something
as primitive as 10BaseT anyway)...

> > <snip>
> > > > > > that there is an extant argument rather than a proposed one. My
> >  Acapulco.
> > > > >
> > > > > Si, su maxima pull-cord.
> > > > >
> > > > > B
> > >
> > > No comment? <eg>
> >
> > All puns left without comment may be assumed to have generated groans.
>
> Outstanding -- thank you.  I do try.

I should tell you, then, that with all your trying, you're nowhere near as
funny as the inimitable Mr. Tibbs. His puns are grate, and his spoofs of a
wingnut dittohead are a hoot!





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