. Like a cheap suit .

Double-A ,  Talking about the universe ,  You joke :
" Some say it sucks !  Some say it blows ! "

If it sucked ,  as I once mistakenly said ,  then our universe 
  would be observed to be getting ever hotter .

But the opposite is true ,  so it blows .

That's why it's called a  " bang " ...
  It's  Slowly  blowing out at every point .

Our universe ,  as we observe it ,
  is like a cheap suit that's forever deteriorating
    due to entropy .

And it's the pseudo random nature of the  " Vacuum "
  that's  Slowly  producing this negative pressure ,
  ( i.e.  Negative energy ,  gravitationally repulsive )
      making it blow .