Richard Feynman is spinning in his grave

I recently visited the grave of Richard Feynman to read out loud an
article from scientific american (regestered trademark) I don't know
what possesed me to do this however while I was reading I noticed that
my bicycle computer which was set on cadence read 120 rpm I thought
well it is defective time to get a new one but by the time I finished
the computer read 180 rpm. Then it occurred to me Richard Faynman is
radioactive from all the years he worked at los Alamos this gives him
an electric charge and a spinning electric charge generates a magnetic
field that my bicycle computer's sensor picked up. Now I dont know if
the after life gives one a special insight to the laws of physics but
he sure was a good bs detector while he was alive.