Re: Evolution change it theory yet again.. ya see what I mean?

hilarious.  thanks for the laugh

Barb


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>
> TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A (CHRISTIAN) FUNDAMENTALIST
>
> 10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of
> gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when
> someone denies the existence of yours.
>
> 9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists
> say that people evolved from other life forms, but you
> have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were
> created from dirt.
>
> 8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem
> believing in a Triune God.
>
> 7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the
> "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even
> flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all
> the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the
> elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" --
> including women, children, and trees!
>
> 6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and
> Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have
> no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated
> Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed,
> came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
>
> 5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little
> loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth
> (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with
> believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting
> in their tents and guessing that Earth is a couple of
> generations old.
>
> 4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet
> with the exception of those who share your beliefs --
> though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend
> Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet
> consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
>
> 3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and
> physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot
> rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be
> all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
>
> 2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it
> comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be
> evidence that prayer works. And you think that the
> remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
>
> 1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and
> agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church
> history - but still call yourself a Christian.