"I would be honored to end up in bear scat"

And he's been so honored...

See http://www.adn.com/front/story/4110831p-4127072c.html

Also check out http://www.adn.com/front/story/4118880p-4134149c.html
and http://www.adn.com/alaska_ap/story/4112466p-4127918c.html